Crabazoid Carnage - Unisex T-shirt

£27.00

Hear yeee, traveller! Every dungeon crawling quest begins with choosing the right gear. Therefore, say no to fast fashion and choose to help protect the enchanted forests and mystical rivers of this revered land by snagging a made to order, eco-friendly 100% organic cotton T-shirt featuring 'Crabazoid Chaos', an original design by WizardBones. Each product is only printed when ordered so as to help mitigate overproduction and to reduce fabric waste.


Crabazoid Chaos

At the outer edges of the known cosmos lies a cluster of worlds where endless oceans churn beneath alien suns. Beneath their translucent green waters lurk the Crabazoids — enormous, exoskeleton-clad behemoths locked in an eternal battle for dominance over every inch of the desolate sea floor.
They are a cannibalistic species, tearing one another limb from limb in savage underwater battles that can last for days.
Ancient cosmic explorers brave enough to venture into these waters soon discovered that the Crabazoids are not merely hostile towards one another.
The last surviving research logs ever transmitted back to Earth contain little more than garbled coordinates, bursts of static and the distant screams of their crews.
Whether the Crabazoids are mindless beasts, ancient guardians or something far more intelligent has never been determined. No explorer who ventured close enough to find out ever returned.
One thing, however, is certain:
When the Crabazoids come ashore, chaos follows.


• 100% organic ring-spun cotton

• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Hear yeee, traveller! Every dungeon crawling quest begins with choosing the right gear. Therefore, say no to fast fashion and choose to help protect the enchanted forests and mystical rivers of this revered land by snagging a made to order, eco-friendly 100% organic cotton T-shirt featuring 'Crabazoid Chaos', an original design by WizardBones. Each product is only printed when ordered so as to help mitigate overproduction and to reduce fabric waste.


Crabazoid Chaos

At the outer edges of the known cosmos lies a cluster of worlds where endless oceans churn beneath alien suns. Beneath their translucent green waters lurk the Crabazoids — enormous, exoskeleton-clad behemoths locked in an eternal battle for dominance over every inch of the desolate sea floor.
They are a cannibalistic species, tearing one another limb from limb in savage underwater battles that can last for days.
Ancient cosmic explorers brave enough to venture into these waters soon discovered that the Crabazoids are not merely hostile towards one another.
The last surviving research logs ever transmitted back to Earth contain little more than garbled coordinates, bursts of static and the distant screams of their crews.
Whether the Crabazoids are mindless beasts, ancient guardians or something far more intelligent has never been determined. No explorer who ventured close enough to find out ever returned.
One thing, however, is certain:
When the Crabazoids come ashore, chaos follows.


• 100% organic ring-spun cotton

• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!