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The desert sands conceal truths too horrifying for the human mind to comprehend.
Long ago, beneath a star-filled Mexican sky, a Spanish conquistador ventured into the wilderness searching for a monk who had been dragged from his monastery in the dead of night.
Following a trail of blood and whispered tales of an unknown predator laying waste to local livestock, he discovered a dark burrow between two rocky outcrops. Inside, he found the monk's robes scattered amongst the bones of goats and cattle. Then came the sound.
Slow. Methodical. Chewing.
From somewhere deeper within the cavern came a faint, broken whimper. The injured monk was still alive, struggling to form a prayer through bloodied lips. The words barely escaped his throat. Then three pale eyes emerged from the darkness.
Long claws scraped slowly across the stone as the creature crept forward. Somewhere behind it, the monk's trembling voice attempted one final prayer before dissolving into a frightened whisper.
The lantern went out.
Neither the conquistador nor the monk was ever seen again.
Two nights later, beneath a moonless sky, a shepherd witnessed four enormous iron-bound wagons leaving the area, surrounded by dark robed figures carrying muskets. Thick clouds of fragrant incense poured from ornate silver censers held by the cloaked figures, disappearing into the covered wagons.
Perhaps it was merely incense. Or perhaps something inside needed to be sedated.
No local church or monastery ever acknowledged the convoy. Nor were any further reports made of missing livestock or villagers. But whatever had been found inside that burrow was clearly important enough for someone to come and collect it.
And whoever came knew exactly what they were up against.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hear yeee, traveller! Every dungeon crawling quest begins with choosing the right gear. Therefore, say no to fast fashion and choose to help protect the enchanted forests and mystical rivers of this revered land by snagging a made to order, eco-friendly 100% organic cotton T-shirt featuring 'Chupacabra Chomp', an original design by WizardBones. Each product is only printed when ordered so as to help mitigate overproduction and to reduce fabric waste.
The desert sands conceal truths too horrifying for the human mind to comprehend.
Long ago, beneath a star-filled Mexican sky, a Spanish conquistador ventured into the wilderness searching for a monk who had been dragged from his monastery in the dead of night.
Following a trail of blood and whispered tales of an unknown predator laying waste to local livestock, he discovered a dark burrow between two rocky outcrops. Inside, he found the monk's robes scattered amongst the bones of goats and cattle. Then came the sound.
Slow. Methodical. Chewing.
From somewhere deeper within the cavern came a faint, broken whimper. The injured monk was still alive, struggling to form a prayer through bloodied lips. The words barely escaped his throat. Then three pale eyes emerged from the darkness.
Long claws scraped slowly across the stone as the creature crept forward. Somewhere behind it, the monk's trembling voice attempted one final prayer before dissolving into a frightened whisper.
The lantern went out.
Neither the conquistador nor the monk was ever seen again.
Two nights later, beneath a moonless sky, a shepherd witnessed four enormous iron-bound wagons leaving the area, surrounded by dark robed figures carrying muskets. Thick clouds of fragrant incense poured from ornate silver censers held by the cloaked figures, disappearing into the covered wagons.
Perhaps it was merely incense. Or perhaps something inside needed to be sedated.
No local church or monastery ever acknowledged the convoy. Nor were any further reports made of missing livestock or villagers. But whatever had been found inside that burrow was clearly important enough for someone to come and collect it.
And whoever came knew exactly what they were up against.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
